Most of the time, I'm the most laid-back, calmest person you will ever meet.....the rest of the time, I'm like a four year old hopped-up on sugar, or crack...whatever. Here are some tidbits of a conversation I had while experiencing the latter.
Me: "A person just ran past the door."
K: "What? Who?"
Me: "A person....well....a small person."
Me: "A small child-like person. Wait...there they go again! This is a university, what is a small, child-like person doing in the hallway?"
K: "Uh...?" (I do that to people a lot.)